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Allie Green

I'm Allie. Soon to be Clinton High and NCSSMO graduate. UNC '18. I reblog text posts, cute animals, attractive celebrities twice my age, rants, movies and tv shows from my childhood, bad jokes, the occasional social justice post.



twitter.com/falliesheen:

nathaniel-the-angel:

leijonnaire:

guys we watched this in science class today

just watch it you won’t regret it

OMFG THAT WENT SO MANY PLACES THAT I NEVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED

(via puppyachoo)

— 1 week ago with 248611 notes
pollyfern:

Ellis sitting with his miniature portrait. He always has an #appleface #illustration #ellisthecanary

pollyfern:

Ellis sitting with his miniature portrait. He always has an #appleface #illustration #ellisthecanary

(via marjchaos)

— 1 week ago with 7786 notes
A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via lucidrush)

— 1 week ago with 171216 notes

jungwildeandfree:

thisismedisappearing:

I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”

hats off for the ultimate dad joke

(via pleasecornetobrazil)

— 1 week ago with 314877 notes

someauthorgirl:

vixyish:

solarbird:

xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

Bolding mine.

I hope I live long enough to attain even a tenth of Barrowman’s “you fucking martian” face.

(Source: kaniehtiio, via lucidrush)

— 1 week ago with 336447 notes

(Source: psychyeol, via wendyduchamp)

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jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

frlcker:

Augustus waters is the type of character that in theory would make the perfect boyfriend but in reality probably would make me want to stick those unlit cigarettes up his pretentious ass

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE REALIZES THIS

(Source: studip, via wefinisheachotherssandwiches)

— 1 week ago with 45274 notes

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

(via puppyachoo)

— 1 week ago with 233102 notes

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

(via wendyduchamp)

— 1 week ago with 101359 notes

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

(via nottodaay)

— 1 week ago with 150884 notes