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Allie Green

I'm Allie. Soon to be Clinton High and NCSSMO graduate. UNC '18. I reblog text posts, cute animals, attractive celebrities twice my age, rants, movies and tv shows from my childhood, bad jokes, the occasional social justice post.



twitter.com/falliesheen:

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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shinykaito:

Bein in math class like

image

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— 15 hours ago with 118 notes

moon-roses:

i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry

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shewillbelubed:

this is the best thing i’ve ever written

shewillbelubed:

this is the best thing i’ve ever written

(via redheadedmadness)

— 15 hours ago with 11663 notes

africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is.

(Source: idreamofjimmy, via my-heroes-have-tattoos)

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biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

(Source: utorment, via asassybitchjust)

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"My eyelids are heavy,
but my thoughts are heavier."
Unknown  (via intensional)

(Source: flynn-jpg, via my-heroes-have-tattoos)

— 15 hours ago with 116359 notes
wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

(Source: dogshame, via my-heroes-have-tattoos)

— 15 hours ago with 112813 notes

narujoshi:

I think we can all agree that Toph is the best. Case closed. 

(via danceamicadance)

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